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THINGS GIRLS THINK GUYS SHOULD KNOW!!!
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy
listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing
something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want
relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers
are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat
guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget
it. THINGS GUYS THINK GIRLS SHOULD KNOW...
1... We're not as big of perverts as you think we are.
2... No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
3... We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4... Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5... Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6... We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7... Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8... If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9... If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10.. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
11.. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
12.. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends
will tell us, if you don't.
13.. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14.. We absolutely do not care about,The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15.. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16.. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean
that you dont't have to apologise when you do something "wrong".
17.. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but
it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18.. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19.. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.
20.. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
21.. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22.. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23.. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
24.. PMS is not an excuse.
25.. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26.. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27.. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach... and maybe... oh nevermind.
28.. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. Facts of life:
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in someway.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it!
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. |
