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K, so this is the part where I'm gonna put some of the wise words or funy sayings I've heard over my 17 years on this planet! (Once again, please note, I have never once claimed to come up with these!) Treat everybody the same way you wanna be treated!
Live life today and deal with tomorrow when it comes!
Money isnt everything, but happiness is!
You only live once so live a good life!
Its nice to be important but its more important to be nice!
Never think that anyone's better than you, and never think you are better than anyone else!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart!
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!
Live life to the fullest for the future is scarce!
When you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart, for hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!
Put your faith in what you most believe!
Beauty is within a person!
You've got to dance like nobody's watching and love like its never gonna hurt!
To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world!
The opportunity of a lifetime should be ceased in the lifetime of the opportunity!
If you feel someone stepping on your toes, dont be afraid to move your feet!
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end!
If you think you'll lose you'e lost, for out in the world you'll find success begins with a person's state of mind!
You're braver than you believe, Stronger than you seem and Smarter than you think!
To handle yourself, use your head, To handle other's use your heart!
If some one betrays you once, its their fault, if someone betray your twice, its your fault!
Great minds discuss ideas, Average minds discuss events, Small minds discuss people!
He who loses money, loses much, He who loses a friend, loses more, He who loses faith, loses all!
Learn from the mistakes of other, You cant live long enough to make them all yourself!
yesterday is history, Tomorrow remains a mystery, Today is a gift, thats why its called the present!
Life's a two way street, you gotta go both ways eventually!
If you love somone, let them go... if they come back to you, it was meant to be!
If you find something good, hold on to it because you dont know what you have till its gone!
That which does not kill you, makes you stronger!
Perfect love casts out fear!
If a person hasn't discovered something they would die for, then they aren't fit to live!
Life is a succession of moments. To live one is to succeed!
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds!
The most exquisite pleasure is giving pleasure to others!
Dont curse the darkness, Light a candle!
All that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indespensable, and bear the intolerable!
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent!
If you want to be listene to, you put time into listening!
Life without a friend, is like death without a witness!
Rule no 1: Dont sweat the small stuff, Rule no 2: Its all small stuff!
You are all you'll ever have for certain!
The future comes one day at a time!
The purpose of life is life!
To dream of the person you'd like to bne is to waste the person you are!
If you want a rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!
If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up space!
Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them!
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought!
The opportunity of a lifetime should be ceased in the lifetime of the opportunity!
If you feel someone stepping on your toes, dont be afraid to move your feet!
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10 EXCCUSES TO GET YOU OUT OF A TIGHT SPOT!!!
I refuse to say anything that can be taken down and used in evidence against me at a later date!!!
If I go down for this, I'm taking everyone with me!!!
I think I saw a fat bloke in a red suit go that way!!!
I told you I didnt do, Why can't you just trust me for once in my life?!?!?!
So, sue me!!!
Me? Hey,that's a good one! You crack me up sometimes!!!
Sorry, Miss, but I am exercising. I'm exercising my basic human right not to take part in a game of netball!!!
Oh no, The voices in my head have started again!!!
Sure, I snogged that other boy, but I thought you weren't having a really possessive relationship!!!
It wasn't me! I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You cant prove anything!!! Stop reading this and watch where you're driving!!!
If you can read this, I can slam my brakes on and sue you!!!
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and someone yells, "Shut up!"
A dayd without sunshine is like... ya know... night!!!
Learn from your parents mistakes! Use birth control!!!
Life is a bed of roses, You just have to watch out for the pricks!!!
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent!!!
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be certain!!! Pity the poor egg, it only gets laid once!!!
I'm a good reckless driver!!!
You see Umbrellas only work when water comes from up above!!!
I dont suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!!!
The word today is "Legs"... Spread the word!!!
You know, the world doesnt revolve around me but hey, everyone else seems to think so!!!
Dont hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon!!!
No one's a virgin. Life screws us all!!!
If money isnt everything, why do we need it to get eveyrthing?!?!?!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence!!!
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting, sex raises some pretty good questions!!!
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo!!!
Don't sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things!!!
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!!!
I intend to live forever. So far, so good!!!
If nobody's perfect... Then I must be nobody!!!
Do unto others... And the run!!!
Always try to be modest and Damn proud of it!!!
I dont get even... I get odder!!!
The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are!!!
I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you!!!
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now!!!
Allow me to introduce myselves!!!
They day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of you life!!! |
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If you wear a short dress, make sure the underwear matches. you may have to flash the room at some point!
Am I alive and dreaming?... Or dead and remembering?
I hope life isn't a big joke... because i dont get it!
If at first you do succeed... try not to look astonished!
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!
If you choke a smurf... What colour does it turn?
We are the people our parents warned us about!
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realise you haven't fallen asleep yet!
Know what it means, to be loved until you scream!
You cannot make someone love you, just stalk them and hope they give in!
If God had intended us to be nudists, we'd have been born with no clothes on!
Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is simply physics!
Always remember, you are unique, just like everyone else!
I am not as think as you drunk I am!
Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself!
I was born free... Now I'm just expensive!
Children in the dark cause accidents, Acciidents in the dark cause children!
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left!
Everybody repeat after me... we are all individuals!
I'm not weird... I'm gifted!
It takes a few nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it!
I can sometimes resist temptation, but never mischief!
I you cant be good, be good at it!
Dont hit a man with glasses... Use your fist!
One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, Floor!
Sex on the television cant hurt you unless you fall off!
You cant fall off the floor!
What is mind? Doesnt matter! What is matter? Never mind!
Dont look at me in that tone of voice!
If you parents never had children, chances are you wont either!
I filled out an application, it said, "In case of emergency, notify?" I put, "Doctor," Whats my mother going to do?
I can be immature if I want to as I'm immature enough to make my own decisions!
Sex is not the answer, Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!
Its all in the wrists!
Silence is golden, but Shouting is fun! |
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