So what do you do when someone you're devoted to, suddenly stops loving you and it seems they haven't a clue of the pain the rejection is putting you through. Do you cling on to pride and sing, "I will survive." Do you lash out and say, "How dare you leave this way?" Or do you hold on in vain as they just slip away?

Count on me though think and thin, a friendship that will never end, when you are weak I will be strong, helping you to carry on, Call on me, I will be there, please believe me when I say, count on me!

If you cant spaciallly expand my horizons
Then that leaves you in a class with Scrubs,
Never risin'
I dont it surprisin' if you dont have the G's
To please me and bounce from here to the cost of over seas

So, Lemme give ya somethin' to think about
Inundate your mind with inentions to turn you out
Dont forget to focus on the picture in front of me
Do it clear as DVD on digital TV screens

Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular
Check your vernacular and the I'll get back to ya
With Diamond like precison
Insatiable is what I envisioned
Cant detect acquisition
From your friends expedition

Mr Big Willy, if ya really wanna know
Ask Chilly, Could I be a silly Ho
Not really T-Boz and all my senoritas
Are steppin on your Filas
But you dont hear me though
No, I dont want no Scrubs

Cool, sexy, ever ready,
someone fine always steady
Gentle hands, dirty mind,
use your head and dont be blind

Words of love they dont wash with me,
Whats the hot rush?
No urgency, ya see

Crazy boy, potential Lover
First and last lover
Boy, There aint no other

Crazy, sweety,
Cool but racy
Steady, ready
Go, yes!!!

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the pther and says, "Have you heard about this mad cow disease?" The other replies, "Yea but it dont affect me, mate. I'm a duck!"

What flies and wobbles?
A Jellycopter!

Why did the farmer win a nobel prize?
Because he was out standing in his field

Why did the jelly baby go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie!

What did Mrs Christmas say to Mr Christmas during the thunder storm?
Look at the rain dear!

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts up its bum
Turned its wool to nylon

Why do teletubbies go to the loo together?
Because they've only got one Tinky Winky

Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted

I'm pink, therefore, I'm Spam

I wish I was a glow work
A glow worm#s never glum
How can you be unhappy
When the sun shines out your bum?

How do you get Pikachu on a bus
Poke em on

Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field